You did not answer the question. You think clever puns make you a man? Stop crying so much.
Ok, person, I’ll appease you. I don’t know what makes you think I am pretending anything. And we all know what assumptions do, so your point is rendered moot. If you’re a soldier, then I feel bad as to why you’d want to cause trouble for others. If you’re not, then ask legitimate questions and you might learn something. Other than that, and the fact my father retired after 21 years active service enlisted as a 19K and was a master gunner, and as he got out I started my journey, the military has pretty much been my whole life. Post to post, changing schools and seeing helicopters, planes, and tanks everyday. So yeah, sorry if I’m hardcore. I know and work with great guys and we get to blow shit up. Sue me.